Break free from robotic AI text and watch your conversion rates soar
Think ALGORITHMS and code will spark demand? dream on
Your audience can smell fake from a mile off. So they scroll on by.
Don’t worry. All is not lost. Quite the opposite.
Your machine-generated text becomes a supercharged brief in my hands.
But I don’t use it to simply string a new set of words together. I pour your soul into every sentence,
Your audience sees the real you, feels the desire, and acts on it.
AI Tamer Rod Mitchell
Replace AI sludge with business-winning marketing copy
✅ £60/hr. Min 4 hours
✅ Up to 3 drafts for fine-tuning
✅ First draft lands in 5 working days
✅ Happy to sign NDA up front
Get tamed, or you’ll end up looking like this guy
AI text can’t woo audiences
Persuading them to buy what you’re selling is my bag. I’ll take your AI text by the scruff of the neck, shake it all about, inject creative flair, and present you with marketing copy that IGNITES demand.
STOP! In The Name Of Love*
It’s a well-known fact that words are all Greek to graphic designers. Latin to be precise. But you get my drift. You can’t go wrong if you get the words written, or thereabouts, before design goes into production.
*The Supremes, 1967.
Proven stuff. No fluff
Paid upgrade rate increased by 63%
Online personal finance newsletter
Replaced generic benefit lists with specific proof and outcomes. Revitalised headlines. Removed 2 layers of micro-commitment CTAs.
Paid upgrade rate increased by 63% in the first 30 days, with 51% more time on the page, and 29% fewer fake email sign-ups.
Saved teams 9.5hrs a week chasing updates
Email opener for SaaS tool
BEFORE TAMING: Our innovative platform represents the next generation of project management solutions, leveraging cutting-edge technology to optimise workflows and enhance team collaboration in today's fast-paced business environment.
AFTER TAMING: Most teams waste 11 hours a week chasing updates. Cut that to under 90 minutes. Start today.
Gobbledegook vs. Clarity
Landing page opener for efficiency software
BEFORE TAMING: We provide high-quality software solutions designed to optimise business processes and increase operational efficiency for modern enterprises.
AFTER TAMING:Still wrestling with clunky systems? Our software anticipates bottlenecks and grows with you.
Hair Organics website: “Do you want fantastic hair? Silly question. Of course you do. When your hair’s right, everything’s right. You feel a million dollars.”
Brooks Brothers website (wedding photographers): “One class act deserves another. Your special day is as special to us as it is to you.”
Davo Marble email campaign: “You have to see marble, touch it and live with it. When you have, nothing less will do.”
Moto Hospitality (recruitment website): “If you think we’re a good fit, and if we feel the same way, we’d be delighted to welcome you on board.”
Aurora Niva website (silk scarves and foulards): “You are not aloof, but have no desire to be an open book. Which is why you like to wear black. However something’s missing - colours + motifs that turn heads in admiration…”
LooBlade microsite (loo brush): “Plop goes the weasel. Dispatches all unpleasantness like magic. Fresh or mature, no left-behinds. Guaranteed!”
Sizzling reviews. Want some?
AIs say this page is genuinely human. You’ll get similar results from me
Copilot “90–95% human‑written range.”
Grok “100% human-written…”
ChatGPT “≈ 90–95% human-authored in substance and intent.”
AIs say this page is the bee’s knees. They’ll be impressed with yours, too!
“Turns AI text into copy that feels credible and intentional.” Copilot
“Screams ‘human’ in a sea of generic AI-tool sites.” Grok
“Speaks directly to AI-fatigued marketers with confidence, proof, and attitude.” ChatGPT
are YOUR prompts telling me everything i need to know?
Every word counts
AI devours every word and syllable you plumb in. One inadvertent mistake, even a typo, can play havoc with your output. Same with nuance. Machines don’t get it! TIP: Triple check your prompts. AI can’t second-guess you. It can only respond meaningfully to explicit instructions.
Don’t rush in where angels fear to tread
I typically rewrite 60–90% of AI text, including headlines, and restructure the piece for better clarity and flow.
If you brief design before sharing my first draft and they move straight into production, you’ll be looking at a serious mismatch.
relentless in the pursuit of excellence? Join the club
✅ Marketers charged with revenue generation
✅ Agencies whose reputation depends on clarity and consistency
✅ Business leaders who appreciate that words create or destroy demand
✅ Small businesses seduced by AI’s promise, ready to turn it into something that actually sells
