escape the robot. jump for joy. sell more
AI text can’t convert. my rewrites do
Your audience can smell fake from a mile off. So they scroll on by.
But all is not lost. I humanise and supercharge machine-generated text.
Your audience sees the real you, feels the desire, and acts on it.
AI Tamer Rod Mitchell
From just £240
✅ £60/hr. Min 4 hours
✅ Up to 3 drafts for fine-tuning
✅ First draft lands in 5 working days
✅ Happy to sign NDA up front
getTING you closer to your audience and convincing them to buy
You gotta be cruel to be kind
I take your AI text by the scruff of the neck, shake it all about, inject creative flair, and present you with marketing copy that hits the sweet spot.
Words before design
It’s a well-known fact that words are all Greek to graphic designers. Latin to be precise. But you get my drift. You can’t go wrong if you get the words written, or thereabouts, before design goes into production.
Paid upgrade rate up by 63%
Online personal finance newsletter
Replaced generic benefit lists with specific proof and outcomes. Revitalised headlines. Removed 2 layers of micro-commitment CTAs.
Paid upgrade rate increased by 63% in the first 30 days, with 51% more time on the page, and 29% fewer fake email sign-ups.
Sizzling reviews. Want some?
AIs say this site is genuinely human. You’ll get similar results from me.
Copilot “90–95% human‑written range.”
Grok “100% human-written…”
ChatGPT “≈ 90–95% human-authored in substance and intent.”
Saved teams 9.5hrs a week chasing updates
Email opener for SaaS tool
BEFORE TAMING: Our innovative platform represents the next generation of project management solutions, leveraging cutting-edge technology to optimise workflows and enhance team collaboration in today's fast-paced business environment.
AFTER TAMING: Most teams waste 11 hours a week chasing updates. Cut that to under 90 minutes. Start today.
AIs love this site. They’ll be impressed with yours, too!
Turns AI text into copy that feels credible and intentional.” Copilot
“Screams ‘human’ in a sea of generic AI-tool sites.” Grok
“Speaks directly to AI-fatigued marketers with confidence, proof, and attitude.” ChatGPT
are YOUR prompts telling me everything i need to know?
Every word counts
AI devours every word and syllable you plumb in. One inadvertent mistake, even a typo, can play havoc with your output. Same with nuance. Machines don’t get it!
TIP: Triple check your prompts. AI can’t second-guess you. It can only respond meaningfully to explicit instructions.
Take a deep breath
I typically rewrite 60–90% of AI text, including headlines, and restructure the piece for better clarity and flow.
If you brief design before sharing my first draft and they move straight into production, you’ll be looking at a serious mismatch.
relentless in the pursuit of excellence? Join the club
✅ Marketers charged with revenue generation
✅ Agencies whose reputation depends on clarity and consistency
✅ Business leaders who appreciate that words create or destroy demand
✅ Small businesses seduced by AI’s promise, ready to turn it into something that actually sells